Freak in the (pan)sheets
Perfect gift for your ex
No values, but thick AF
Pair with tramp stamps
Use me
Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Is this legal?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
Is this mysogenist?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
What is the risk of STDs?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Seriously, what does it taste like?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
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